Sunday, March 29, 2009

Hundreds of students undergo "painful work"

MONASH University has allegedly employed several infamous war criminals as lecturers in their business & economics, management faculty.
This week students will embark on a mission to write a one-thousand word essay regarding "the most wishy-washy subject imaginable", as described by a second-year student, unwillingly to disclose their identity.
"It hurts, it really does", says another, as the unit offered by the university undergoes severe scrutiny by the media after a group of students discovered last month that one of their lecturers had a suspicious scar behind his already suspicious eye-patch.
Further inquiry lead to upper-level staff at Monash University refusing to comment on the issue and it has quickly escalated into a ludicrous blog post...

Anyway, instead of working on my management essay, I wrote a haiku:



Magikarp,
Use your splash attack!
"Karp-~karp~karp~"


*flop flop*
(Ideally it would've been:
Go, Magikarp-
Use your splash attack!
Magi-karp-karp~
But then its 4/5/4 :(...)


Posted by jason @ 8:42 PM 5 letter(s) to the editor

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