*opens clasped hand*

*periodic blinding light!!!*

1. The thought of "Man, I will never get sick of this song". And you proceed to stick it on loop for a period lasting one week (timbaland - apologize, last month) up to rare accounts of 6 months (metronome - odsanskrit in yr10)

2. Looking through your rear view mirror to see the driver behind you picking their nose.

3. Accidentally pressing a key whilst a msn convo is open and backspacing frantically. Your thoughts: "Nooo! If they were watching the convo window, they'll have seen 'jason is typing a message' and then think that I have proceeded to delete the message because I changed my mind about typing it for a myriad of reasons when there was, in fact, no message to begin with! Noooooo!"

4. Farting when you thought nobody was in earshot. Guess what: somebody was.

5. Farting in the shower and trapping yourself in the 1x1m cubicle with the surprisingly ghastly stench. Don't inhale, get low, and crawl your way out of there or camp the cubicle floor until the exhaust fan sucks the bad stuff away. Either way, there's a trapped soldier concept you must incorporate!

6. Nearly crashing into a tree while driving because you were balancing a meat pie* in your left hand and looked over to check if you got crumbs on the seat.

*Replace with your accident-inducing food of choice. Most people prefer something with sauce/crumbs/soup.

NB: I've uploaded taiko vids to my youtube channel! :D

http://www.youtube.com/bv2thetiger

EDIT: omg "Why didn't anybody ever tell me?" Pt.2

Why didn't anybody tell me that the font came up as wingdings on internet explorer for the post regarding the "Letter to life"? That was unintentional! It came up as a nice italic 'times new roman'-ish thing on opera. It was meant to look like a neat handwritten letter font :(

-_-

anyway i fixed it now