Friday, December 19, 2008

RE: Please excuse me while I have my midlife crisis now

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marco's fantastic adventure (12/12/08) into the future got me thinking, so here goes:

Career:
Moderately well paid office job in Melbourne of no specific purpose, high enough to keep the parents happy, and low enough to keep me out of the news if I stuff up.

Love life:
Successfully seduced Marco's wife and I am currently helping her with the weekly payments which Marco and the authorities are yet to discover are mostly counterfeit.

Social life:
Getting progressively difficult to maintain with the growth of my counterfeiting firm. Nevertheless, I secretly play SSB13 online under the alias 'diddyhumiliation' and try to smash everybody with the peanut gun despite 9 nerfs since it's gloriously overpowered induction in SSB3.

Hobbies/Activities:
I have a massive library full of my favourite classics such as catch-22 and animal farm, and a sneaky volume of slam dunk might be found if you look hard enough.
I still make Specialist Maths jokes with anybody who can remember basic vectors and complex numbers.

Others:
During the Cyber Cold War of 2023 between Google and the United Online Fronts (Facebook and WoW), the UOF successfully pokes and raids Google time and time again, eventuating in the liquidation of Google and all of it's subsets (youtube, gmail, blogger, etc.), afterwards, I finally finish the new template for thelooop and am unable to use it due to the shutdown of blogger. I am sad :(


Posted by jason @ 12:07 PM 3 letter(s) to the editor

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